User blog comment:LexPetitxVampire/Spiders/@comment-24190515-20160130114825

I love this! But... I still like spiders. Wouldn't want them coming out of my eye (or any other orifice) mind you, but I still like 'em. When I lived in San Antonio, we had wolf spiders - big as the palm of your hand - but they were the only things tough enough to catch and kill the wasps and scorpions.

You really want to creep me out? Write a story about scorpions. I have a memory burned into my head of stumbling into the bathroom one night, flicking a light on, and staring right into this sucker's eyes. To this very day, I still don't like getting out of bed until the morning light.